Friday, July 20, 2012

The First Cyborg’s War with McDonald’s


Would McDonald’s be the archenemy of the wholesale sunglasses of the future

Not long after the unveiling of Google’s Project Glass and the approval of Apple’s patent for a head-mounted device, news about the assault of the first cyborg spread like wildfire over the internet.

The First Cyborg, Mann

Dr. Steve Mann is the first human cyborg of our time. This tenured professor at the University of Toronto holds a Doctorate degree in Media Arts and Sciences which he obtained from the Massachusetts Institute of Technology (MIT). During his stay at the university, he “brought the seed” that founded the Wearable Computing group in the Media Lab according to Nicholas Negroponte, MIT director at that time.

Mann began developing the EyeTap back in the 80’s before he came up with its current design that resembles Google’s Project Glass.  This technology is described at EyeTap.org describes this technology as:

EyeTap is a device which allows, in a sense, the eye itself to function as both a display and a camera. EyeTap is at once the eye piece that displays computer information to the user and a device which allows the computer to process and possibly alter what the user sees. That which the user looks at is processed by the EyeTap. This allows the EyeTap to, under computer control, augment, diminish, or otherwise alter a user's visual perception of their environment, which creates a Computer Mediated Reality. Furthermore, ideally, EyeTap displays computer-generated information at the appropriate focal distance, and tonal range.”

The (Alleged) Assault

It was on July 17th of this year when the news broke about the alleged assault of Mann in a McDonald’s branch in Paris. Mann recounted the incident vividly in his blog.

The incident took place June of this year when he, together with his wife and children, travelled to Paris for a summer vacation. He said that this is part of their effort to educate his children on Parisian French as they are enrolled in a French immersion in school.

Mann wrote: Subsequently another person within McDonalds physically assaulted me, while I was in McDonand's, eating my McDonand's Ranch Wrap that I had just purchased at this McDonald's. He angrily grabbed my eyeglass, and tried to pull it off my head. The eyeglass is permanently attached and does not come off my skull without special tools. 

According to his blog post, he tried to calm down his perpetrators by showing them a legitimate doctor’s note. His efforts to explain and appease his perpetrators were placed in vain as they destroyed both his copies of the doctor’s letter.

The Official Statement

McDonald’s has yet to put a period to this incident. However, they have placed a comma to keep the situation at bay by issuing this statement:

“We share the concern regarding Dr. Mann’s account of his July 1 visit to a McDonald’s in Paris. McDonald’s France was made aware of Dr. Mann’s complaints on July 16, and immediately launched a thorough investigation. The McDonald’s France team has contacted Dr. Mann and is awaiting further information from him.

In addition, several staff members involved have been interviewed individually, and all independently and consistently expressed that their interaction with Dr. Mann was polite and did not involve a physical altercation. Out crew members and restaurant security staff have informed us that they did not damage any of Mr. Mann’s personal possessions.

While we continue to learn more about the situation, we are hearing from customers who have questions about what happened. We urge everyone not to speculate or jump to conclusions before all facts are known. Our goal is to provide a welcoming environment and stellar service to McDonald’s customers around the world.”


This brawl seems to be far from over. But everyone can surely pick up a thing or two from the incident especially Google and Apple who are considering of further developing the same technology.

Do you think we are ready for this type of eyewear innovation? Can you see head-mounted devices as the standard eyewear of the future? 

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